About Squirrel Pepperoni

Pepperoni is among the most malleable of foodstuffs, a charter member of a select group- among the likes of chili, quiche, and pie- that is only limited by the imagination and morals of its creator. Yet, despite the endless possibilities, public pepperoni-consciousness has been monopolized by beef, pork, and turkey- just because they happen to be the three best options.

Such narrow thinking is not limited to hard sausage. In nearly all matters of human endeavor only the top few options are considered while countless alternatives are unceremoniously discarded. The costs associated with this virtual blackballing is staggering. Quality, efficiency, reliability, effort- these things aren't cheap. The loss of liberty- of the freedom to choose from a wide spectrum of options- regardless of their level of quality, is even more costly.

Squirrel Pepperoni accepts not only the honor of being 6th best in its category; but also the responsibility that comes along with it. The responsibility to not only carry the mantle with pride, but also spotlight and spread the legend of other 6th bests throughout the world.