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Appearance

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Personality

Money

Power

Appearance

Squirrel Pepperoni approved approach to lusher lashes:

From The Dundee Courier, 6 July 1899

"An ordinary fine needle is threaded with a long hair, generally taken from the head of the person to be operated upon. The lower border of the eyelid is then thoroughly cleaned, and in order that the process may be as painless as possible rubbed with a solution of cocaine. The operator then by a few skilful touches runs his needle through the extreme edges of the eyelid between the epidermis and the lower border of the cartilage of the tragus. The needle passes in and out along the edge of the lid leaving its hair thread in loops of carefully graduated length.

When this has been done another length of hair is sewed through the lid until finally there are a dozen or more loops projecting. By this time the effect of the cocaine has been lost, and the operator is obliged to desist, and put off further “sewing of hair” for another sitting."

Worst decision made in the name of beauty:

Dripping poison into your eyes.

In Renaissance Italy, women used to drop "Belladonna", also known as "atropa belladonna", also known as "fucking poison" into their eyes to dilate them in hopes of looking more seductive. Side effects included blurred vision, inability to focus on close objects, increased heart rate, and potential death. Renaissance date-rapists approved.

Squirrel Pepperoni approved approach to a stylish neck:
Detachable Stiff High Collar
Popular in the 19th century, the collars were made to be exceptionally (murderously?) stiff. So stiff that they were also known as "the father killer", as they could cut off the air supply or restrict blood flow through the carotid artery, sometimes resulting in death.

Productivity

6th most productive reproducers:
Anna Theresia Pleyl and Martin Pleyel (29 children)

Most Productive Country
Per-Capita:

Iceland

6th most productive heist:
Hatton Garden Safe Deposit Heist
April 2, 2015 London UK

Personality

Did you know?

The 6th most common Myers Briggs Personality is ESFP (Extrovert, Sensing, Feeling, Percieving) at 8.5% of those tested.

INFJ
(Introvert, Intuitive, Feeler, Judger)
is the Personality trait 6th most likely to be unemployed.

Least fun pairing to sit between on a long flight:

One person who is super interested in sharing their Myers Briggs results, and another who'd like to contrast it with what their star chart says.

Money

The Persian Daric, a gold coin minted between 520-480bc in the Achaemenid Persian Empire in Western Asia is the 6th oldest coin in the world.

Sexiest Will:

Rich Canadian prankster Charles Vance Miller left a will filled with hijinks. One tenet came to be known publicly as the "stork derby"; in it he bequeathed roughly $9 million to the Toronto family that could produce the most children in the ten years following his death.

6th most valuable gemstone:

Alexandrite $12,000 per carat

Power

6th Most Honest Quote from a Powerful Person:

"Immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your secret reveries that you were born to control affairs."

Andrew Carnegie

Squirrel Pepperoni Power Players

Roseanne Barr

In 2012, open-mouthed gum chewer Roseanne Barr came in 6th place in the race for president of the United States with over 67,000 votes.

Gorillas

At 1300 psi, the Gorilla has the 6th most powerful bite in the natural kingdom.

Brian Shaw

2019 World's Strongest Man 6th place finisher.

According to USNews, Japan is the 6th most powerful country in the world.

"Don't say you finished 6th place, you won 6th place."

Dick Trickle

SquirrelPepperoni.com

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